Hi, I'm Stikman, (the comic charactor) and this is my story.


May 14 2003: Well, it all started out when I was playing my VEGS 2. I tripped over a rock (again) and fell through a gaping hole that would lead to Stikmanland. When I got there, (after a brutal fall) I was puzzled and phased out. Then, I met Sensei. (he has a big mustache, and a big beard, too) He showed me my special pair of pants, my awesome cape, and my marvelous helmet-thingy. I found out my powers, and then met Tim and Dany T.O. Dany taught me how to use a huge fleet of guns, and Tim taught me the art of: THE HAIR. Even though I'm a stick figure and don't have anything close to hair, it was pretty cool. Note: Tim has very spiky hair.


Dec. 16 2003: I was just attacked by a wilderbeast in training in Antarctica. This thing had really, really sharp teeth. I knocked him out almost, until he found a delicious grilled porkchop with a tossed chicken salad (what a coincidence). After he ate that (in 3 seconds flat) he got up and called the whole pack. There was black ones, brown ones (with a little bit of white),and there were even ones who had the spikiest teeth I've ever seen. They were all going to kill me if I wouldn't have turned into Super Stikman. I turned into Super Stikman, then got my 3 capes and turned them into clones. It was me, Disco Stikman, Flame Spider Stikman, and Beast Stikman. We took them down. We didn't kill anyone, but we just knocked them out for a while.


Dec. 17 2003: I've been bruised badly after that battle with the wilderbeast, but I'm alright. I just ate a delicious meal at a restaurant in the middle of nowhere called the "nowhere restaurant". It was a place with very good service. After that, I left the freezing wasteland I was in and flew to a city in Australia. I got some new weapons at the base there, (a phaser and a automatic laser) and then got a new mission. I got in a private jet and went straight to Japan.

Dec. 18 2003: I just landed in Japan, and am amazed of all the technology the have. My mission was to stop a man named Matasaro from trying to explode a base secretly hidden in underground Tokyo. With my confidence, new weapons, and developing skills, I should do pretty well. I have to go undercover and dig up some dirt on Matasaro. I am going to disguise myself as an assistant, so I can follow him around in the business premises. This sounds challenging, but I think I can handle it.


Dec. 19 2003: I'm in the business area and am dressed in a stupid tuxedo-thingy-ma-jagger that's really, really, REALLY uncomfortable. I gotta suck up to this Matasaro guy and he's really annoying. After he left, I searched around his ugly room for anything suspicious. In about 2 minutes I found an arsenal of 1 bazooka, 2 machine guns, and 1 sniper rifle. I felt something weird about him from the start. I then found an air vent in the ceiling and climbed up it like in the movies. I crawled through and saw Matasaro pointing at someone with a pistol. Then, I fell through the vent landing straight on the hard, hard floor. It was the worst mission I had ever done.


Dec. 19 2003 (#2): I was on the cold floor and my life was flashing before my eyes. Matasaro was now staring at me and laughing crazily. He shot the person he was pointing at and walked toward me. On instinct, I rolled out of the way and did a cape morf. I turned my cape into a laser sword and started fighting. Matasaro somehow had himself a laser sword and started fighting. He was great at it, and was just maybe better than me. He was stabbing, hacking, slashing, and cutting. I did the same, and saved my life doing so. He almost cut off my head, but I did a backflip and just barely dodged it. He got tired and was being distracted, so i hit with the butt of my laser sword and made him fall out the window. Unfortunately, we were on the 15th floor. He fell and fell and fell and fell until he hit something. Luckily, it wasn't the ground. It was a prototype prisoner hovercraft sent by home base to get Matasaro. He was sent to the Mega-Super-Lockdown prison and I got a fat paycheck. Everything turned out great and I regret that I said it was the worst mission ever. It was some great exercise for my legs.



Jan. 5 2004: Well, my Christmas break is over, and I've gotten a choice of three missions.#1: I will go to an underground construction site in the middle of the desert where people are building a laser to destroy all the soda vending machines in elementary and middle schools while replacing them with tie dispensers.#2: I am going to rescue a kidnapped man and foil all the kidnapper's computer data.#3: I will go get some nachos. I wanted to do number three, but the people at the nacho shop are really fierce. I chose number one, because I didn't want all those kids not being able to drink their soda, get mad, and blow up something. Besides, Dany can get number 2, and Tim loves nachos.

Jan. 6 2004: I was on my way to the underground construction site when the right wing on my jet was torn off. I looked to the side and saw a huge flying robot. Who the heck makes those things!? I want a flying robot too! My jet started tilting to the left and I was about to scream. The only thing I could've done was to jump out. Crud, windows jammed. I turned into Iron Stikman and busted through the window. Then, I quickly turned into Warrior Stikman and used my grappling hook to get on the robot. I turned into Genius Stikman and hacked into the robot's system, then turned back to regular stikman and let go. I was falling..........falling......f....a....l...l...i....n....g.... I then turned into Super Stikman and flew straight down. I read my hi-tech map from base and figured I was 3 miles away from the construction site. With no transportation. In the middle of nowhere.

Jan. 6 2004:(part 2) You know what, if I was a genius, why didn't I just get in the robot and push the other guy out? Well, it I thought I was about to die until I remembered I was flying. I slowed down a hid behind a rock. I thought I saw someone, so I pulled out my blaster. It turned out to be a cactus, but I still held out my blaster. The only thing I have to think of now is how to get to the site.